Original: Trump says voters who oppose data centers will ‘kill the Golden Goose’
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Monday, August 31, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: What additives are in your food? The FDA doesn't always know, but seeks to change that
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Florida grand jury finds DeSantis administration misused $10 million, but no charges have been filed
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump still suggests he may seek a 3rd term. But he's now talking more about post-presidency life
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Judge orders forced feeding of alleged National Guard shooter
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Ryan Breslow is raising up to $27M in pay-to-play bridge funding to save Bolt
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Car owners want tech they can ignore
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Tim Cook’s parting message: Apple is in the hands of a product builder
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Phil Schiller is leaving his biggest jobs at Apple
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Markiplier is now GoPro’s biggest shareholder
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: US singer D4vd's celebrity lawyers withdraw from murder case
BBC World
2h ago
Original: India’s PM Modi urges end to Ukraine war in talks with Russia’s Putin
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Trump says datacenter opponents ‘want to end up being backwards and poor’
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Nepal rescuers blast hillside in search of hydropower workers as families wait anxiously
BBC World
2h ago
Original: She is still in the sea, mother describes losing daughter in ferry disaster
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The 10-year Treasury yield is breaking out and 5% could be just the beginning. Here’s why that matters.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘It’s the ultimate regifting’: My mom gave me a house. Should I transfer it back to her to reduce capital gains?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: PG&E, other utility stocks sink as California leaves investors exposed to wildfire liability
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Why would someone lock up money by rolling it into a 401(k)?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Bessent now says debt-reduction plan could be months away. It will face hurdles when it arrives.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Paradise Lost’ From ‘Train to Busan’ Director Yeon Sang-ho Acquired by Well Go USA Entertainment (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Howard Stern Sets Season Premiere Date, Cuts Show to Once a Week
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: D4vd Abruptly Parts Ways With Legal Team in Favor of Public Defenders
Variety
2h ago
Original: Mel Gibson Apologizes for Mocking Sign Language Interpreter at Backlash Grows: ‘Thoughtless Idiocy’ With ‘No Intended Maliciousness’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Ella Langley’s ‘Choosin’ Texas’ Smashes Record for Most Weeks at No. 1 for a Non-Holiday Song
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Goals, records, tears ... Messi's most iconic moments
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Myles Garrett 'changing the culture' of Rams, even from the sideline
ESPN
2h ago
Original: What Donald's return mean for Garrett, Rams' defense and more
ESPN
2h ago
Original: The transfers to watch before window closes
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Man City's £80m move for Gakpo close to collapse
BBC Sport
3h ago