Original: Kalshi permanently bans ex-Congressman George Santos for life after concluding he likely was insider trading
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Edition · 5:00 PM UTC
Monday, August 31, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Live Results: Massachusetts midterm primaries
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Hosting G20 meeting, Bessent tries to rally allies on Iran as tariffs strain ties
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Senate challenger Moulton says Markey is too old for another term. Young Massachusetts Democrats are divided
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: A U.S. strike on Iran breaks a month-long lull, and Iran fires back
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Phil Schiller is leaving his biggest jobs at Apple
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Markiplier is now GoPro’s biggest shareholder
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Read Tim Cook’s final message to Apple staff as CEO
The Verge
2h ago
Original: VLC crosses 7 billion downloads
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Clipto uses AI to search terabytes of video and is now valued at $250M
TechCrunch
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Tunisia protests: Water, power cuts and rising anger
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: 'I haven't lost my hope' - the search for missing loved ones
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Trump says US will ‘hit Iran hard’ as hostilities resume – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: James Clyburn says supporting Clarence Thomas for supreme court ‘was mistake’
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Two dead and at least 15 missing after flash flood in Arizona’s Grand Canyon
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: This near-7% rule looks better for retirees than the 4% rule
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Should bond investors worry with Warsh running the Fed?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: When Precedent Has No Citation: Filevine’s Semantic Citator
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: ‘Her life was very challenging before we got custody’: At 62, how can we afford to put our granddaughter through college?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Trump to meet with oil execs about cutting gas prices, as his Venezuelan SPR plan faces skepticism
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Stephen Kalyn Joins ‘Housemaid’s Secret’ Cast After ‘Off Campus’ Fame
Variety
2h ago
Original: Norman Reedus Boards Apple TV Spy Thriller ‘Disavowed’
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Kenneth Lonergan Writes Letter in Defense of Mark Ruffalo, Calls Antisemitism Accusation “Cynical”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: D4vd Pleads Not Guilty in Teen Murder Case, Switches to Public Defender
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘Tires’ Renewed for Season 4 at Netflix (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Man City's £80m move for Gakpo close to collapse
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Lionel Messi to retire from Argentina national team
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Never too early for a hot seat: Which coaches could be in line for big job openings
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Djokovic, ill and hurting, out of US Open in shocker
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Venus, 46, loses after latest-ever start at US Open
ESPN
2h ago