Original: Missouri court rejects petition proposing protections for laws passed by citizen initiative
ABC News Politics
2h ago
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Thursday, August 20, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump says US and Canada have a trade deal, but key terms remain unclear
ABC News Politics
6h ago
Original: What the Florida and Alaska primary results mean for November
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Original: What to know about Dr. Heidi Overton, Trump's pick to lead the FDA
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Original: Trump's tough treatment of allies has a 'net positive,' Rebeccah Heinrichs says
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: TurboTax Full Service Coupons This August
Wired
4h ago
Original: Dell Coupon Codes: 20% Off for August 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: H&R Block Coupon: 25% Off DIY + Tax Pro Assist
Wired
4h ago
Original: eBay Coupons: 20% Off in August 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: NASA calls off mission to rescue Swift gamma-ray observatory
Ars Technica
8h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Netanyahu warns Israel will not tolerate Turkish military presence in Syria
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: GCSE results: hundreds of thousands of pupils across England, Wales and Northern Ireland receive grades – latest updates
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Russia launches ‘massive attack’ on Kyiv and surrounding region – Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: NSW police commissioner says ‘I unreservedly apologise’ for miscommunication over 18-year-old bushwalker Lily Hooper’s death
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Oil flows nearly tripled before US-Iran MoU expired, analysis shows
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Bitcoin Soars After Trump Hosts Crypto Executives At White House And Urges Passage Of Clarity Act
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘Fortnite’ Servers Down: Here’s When Season 4 Goes Live And What’s New In ‘Override’
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Busting Those Misleading Myths About Anthropic AI Watermarking During Proofreading Or Fixing Typos
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Once Asia’s Richest Man, Evergrande Founder Hui Ka Yan Sentenced To Life In Prison
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: 2 Time Cy Young Award Winner Tarik Skubal Settling In With The Dodgers
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Jonathan Jackson Shares Touching Tribute to Hayden Panettiere: “She Had Such a Bright Light Within Her”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: India’s Epic Studios, Rusk Media Ink 50-Title Vertical Drama Deal (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Busan Festival Honors Ahn Sung-ki, Market Names Thailand Country of Honor
Variety
3h ago
Original: Manoj Bajpayee, Sudhir Mishra, Anubhav Sinha’s Gandhi Film Unveils Plot, Adds Saurabh Shukla, Narendra Hirawat (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
3h ago
Original: Josh Radnor Is ‘Not Even a Little Bit’ Close to His ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Co-Stars: ‘You Just Go Out and Live Your Life’
Variety
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Inter agree £30m deal for Liverpool's Jones
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Damaged pitch forces PSG to switch season opener
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Why are there so few African players in the WSL?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: 5-team deal sends Watson to Cavs, Strus to Clips
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Sources: Texans' Higgins tears ACL, out for season
ESPN
1h ago