Original: Missouri court rejects petition proposing protections for laws passed by citizen initiative
ABC News Politics
2h ago
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Thursday, August 20, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump says US and Canada have a trade deal, but key terms remain unclear
ABC News Politics
6h ago
Original: What the Florida and Alaska primary results mean for November
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Original: What to know about Dr. Heidi Overton, Trump's pick to lead the FDA
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Original: Trump's tough treatment of allies has a 'net positive,' Rebeccah Heinrichs says
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: TurboTax Full Service Coupons This August
Wired
4h ago
Original: Dell Coupon Codes: 20% Off for August 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: H&R Block Coupon: 25% Off DIY + Tax Pro Assist
Wired
4h ago
Original: eBay Coupons: 20% Off in August 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: NASA calls off mission to rescue Swift gamma-ray observatory
Ars Technica
8h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: At least 12 killed in Kyiv as Ukraine grapples with air defence shortages
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Erin Patterson’s mushroom murders sentence too lenient and she should die behind bars, prosecutors argue
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Politics live: Albanese calls Zomi Frankcom decision ‘an outrage’; over 1,000 birds found dead with suspected H5 flu in South Australia
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Australia 'outraged' after Israel decides not to open criminal investigation into killing of aid worker in Gaza
BBC World
2h ago
Original: GCSE results: hundreds of thousands of pupils across England, Wales and Northern Ireland await grades – latest updates
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: 2 Time Cy Young Award Winner Tarik Skubal Settling In With The Dodgers
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: AEW Dynamite Results (Aug. 19, 2026) As Omega, Ospreay Go Face To Face
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: 2026 BMW Championship Preview, Full Field And Odds
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: ChatGPT Is Down, Here’s What OpenAI Says Is Happening
Forbes Business
8h ago
Original: Natalie Harp Worked At White House For Over A Year Without Security Clearance, Report Says
Forbes Business
8h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Jonathan Jackson Shares Touching Tribute to Hayden Panettiere: “She Had Such a Bright Light Within Her”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: India’s Epic Studios, Rusk Media Ink 50-Title Vertical Drama Deal (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Busan Festival Honors Ahn Sung-ki, Market Names Thailand Country of Honor
Variety
3h ago
Original: Manoj Bajpayee, Sudhir Mishra, Anubhav Sinha’s Gandhi Film Unveils Plot, Adds Saurabh Shukla, Narendra Hirawat (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
3h ago
Original: Josh Radnor Is ‘Not Even a Little Bit’ Close to His ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Co-Stars: ‘You Just Go Out and Live Your Life’
Variety
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Sabalenka stunned by Bejlek as slump continues
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Weekly sports quiz: Golds, photobombs and Community Shield
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Alex Eala's US Open campaign could elevate her career to new heights
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Five in Five: Football quiz No 4
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Brooks on fatherhood, Ronaldo and European nights
BBC Sport
3h ago