Original: Missouri court rejects petition proposing protections for laws passed by citizen initiative
ABC News Politics
4h ago
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Thursday, August 20, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump says US and Canada have a trade deal, but key terms remain unclear
ABC News Politics
8h ago
Original: What the Florida and Alaska primary results mean for November
PBS NewsHour Politics
12h ago
Original: What to know about Dr. Heidi Overton, Trump's pick to lead the FDA
PBS NewsHour Politics
12h ago
Original: Trump's tough treatment of allies has a 'net positive,' Rebeccah Heinrichs says
PBS NewsHour Politics
12h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: TurboTax Full Service Coupons This August
Wired
6h ago
Original: Dell Coupon Codes: 20% Off for August 2026
Wired
6h ago
Original: H&R Block Coupon: 25% Off DIY + Tax Pro Assist
Wired
6h ago
Original: eBay Coupons: 20% Off in August 2026
Wired
6h ago
Original: NASA calls off mission to rescue Swift gamma-ray observatory
Ars Technica
10h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: At least 13 killed in Kyiv as Ukraine grapples with air defence shortages
BBC World
2h ago
Original: GCSE results: hundreds of thousands of pupils across England, Wales and Northern Ireland receive grades – latest updates
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Burnham announces plans to clean up illegal waste dumps – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: GCSE results: almost one in four boys in England get top grades in maths
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Max Verstappen signs new F1 contract with Red Bull until 2030
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Bitcoin Soars After Trump Hosts Crypto Executives At White House And Urges Passage Of Clarity Act
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘Fortnite’ Servers Down: Here’s When Season 4 Goes Live And What’s New In ‘Override’
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Busting Those Misleading Myths About Anthropic AI Watermarking During Proofreading Or Fixing Typos
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Once Asia’s Richest Man, Evergrande Founder Hui Ka Yan Sentenced To Life In Prison
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: 2 Time Cy Young Award Winner Tarik Skubal Settling In With The Dodgers
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Game of Thrones’ Play ‘The Mad King’ Reveals Behind-The-Scenes Secrets in Stage Transformation Video (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Toei, Shochiku, Kadokawa Among IP Holders Set for TIFFCOM’s Tokyo Adaptation and Remake Market
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘You Don’t Belong Here’ Director Florin Şerban Sets Next Feature After Winning Locarno’s Golden Leopard (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Jonathan Jackson Shares Touching Tribute to Hayden Panettiere: “She Had Such a Bright Light Within Her”
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: India’s Epic Studios, Rusk Media Ink 50-Title Vertical Drama Deal (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Man City join Man Utd in Kone race - Thursday's gossip
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Barcelona face striker dilemma - could they cope without one?
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Man United move for Racing Santander left back
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Australia boss Walters appointed Saints head coach
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Inter agree £30m deal for Liverpool's Jones
BBC Sport
3h ago