Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 PM UTC

Monday, August 17, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Progress Demands Papercuts.
Original: Amazon, once an online bookseller, is destroying rare books to train AI models
TechCrunch 1h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Diplomacy: Now With Explosions!
Original: Trump threatens to bomb Oman if it ‘gets in the way’ of Iran deal as Kushner meets Netanyahu – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories