Original: Supreme Court asked to hear case on Texas law requiring Ten Commandments in schools
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Monday, August 17, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: More ultrawealthy in Trump's administration than those in previous 3 presidents combined, report shows
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Supreme Court rebuffs Trump’s bid to overturn $5 million verdict in Carroll case
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Trump blames vandals for dead grass on lawn where he held Fourth of July event
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Supreme Court again denies Trump's push to toss out $5 million verdict in E. Jean Carroll case
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: YouTube is changing how it counts views to give the numbers a boost
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Feedly attributes weeklong slowdown to bug, not its AI pivot
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: The Analogue Pocket gets a Supreme makeover in red or gold
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Amazon, which started off selling books, is destroying rare texts to train AI
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Sonos finally added Live Activities controls for your iPhone lockscreen
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Ministers drop plan to relax affordable housing rules after rural homes backlash
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Trump’s move to gut South Korea alliance is ‘inane, haphazard decision’, lawmakers say
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Clashes between government and opposition fighters in Somalia’s Baidoa
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Syria launches probe into death of ‘White Helmet’ rescuer in police custody
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Tupac Shakur murder: trial of ex-gang leader accused of ordering killing begins
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Here’s how Amazon’s stock could nearly double by the end of next year, according to Morgan Stanley
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: The Mediterranean diet is the best one out there. Here’s why Americans struggle with it.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Purely Elizabeth Founder Sells To Ferrero For $800 Million: “Feel The Fear And Do It Anyway”
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: GitHub Says It Implemented A Fix For Outages
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Mark Walter May Sell Chelsea Stake After Sudden Lakers Sale, Report Says
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Salli Richardson Whitfield on Her Second Historical Emmy Nominations: “Female Directors Can Do Action”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘10 Things I Hate About You’ Gets Broadway Release Date With Lena Dunham, Carly Rae Jepsen
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Øyafestivalen 2026: The 10 Best Sets We Saw, From the Cure to Geese to Lily Allen
Variety
2h ago
Original: Instagram Head of Product Design Explains Thinking Behind That New Logo and Responds to Critics: ‘It’s Important for Us to Embrace the Future’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Trump Has Opened the Door for Putin to Make a Move on NATO
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: What's going on with Man City's 115 charges on eve of new Premier League season?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: 10 training camp awards, including 'most likely to succeed with new offense'
ESPN
2h ago
Original: What we learned from Wafcon 2026
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: What will ticket arrangements be for Rangers v Celtic?
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Passan: Why Tommy John's legacy will forever live on across baseball
ESPN
3h ago