Original: Trump blames vandals for dead grass on lawn where he held Fourth of July event
Washington Post Politics
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Monday, August 17, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Supreme Court again denies Trump's push to toss out $5 million verdict in E. Jean Carroll case
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Cassidy on Trump’s vaccine overhaul: ‘Crazy, stupid thing’
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: DHS defends investigating agency critics and giving them warning notices
NPR Politics
3h ago
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Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Nvidia investing $1.5B in SoftBank data center developer behind OpenAI project
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Terra Industries closes $52M seed round to build defense infrastructure for the Global South
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: This sub-$7,000 sportscar might be just what the future needs
Ars Technica
1h ago
Original: WordPress.com targets the next generation of web creators with a free student plan
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: WiiM’s capable HomePod-esque smart speaker is almost $50 off
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Louisiana man allegedly killed his wife and drove her body across states before arrest
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: How Russian dissidents are being punished by both Russia and Europe
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: US gas prices reach highest ever recorded for August amid stalled talks with Iran
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump threatens to bomb Oman if it ‘gets in the way’ of Iran deal as Kushner meets Netanyahu – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: French PM booed on visit to wildfire-affected region as EU sends assistance to Belgium and Spain – Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: I have $10 million and pay two advisers for financial help, but still have questions
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Micron, Sandisk and other chip stocks climb as investors get more confident about AI spending
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Excavators, Meet AI: Gravis Nabs $200 Million From SoftBank To Give Construction Equipment Brains
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Healthcare’s Most Valuable Benefit? Time.
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘I’m running out of time’: I sold my $300,000 rental property at a $75,000 loss. Should I buy another one to avoid taxes?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Lisa Barlow Reveals New Song “Echoes of You,” Follow-Up to First Single “Baby Gorgeous”: “I’m in My Pop Star Era, and I Love It” (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘IT: Welcome to Derry’ Finally Renewed for Season 2, and It’s Going Back to 1935
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Trump Scales Back Military Exercises to Please Kim Jong Un
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Ellie Goulding Sues Ex-Management Company Over Live Nation Ties
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Brandon Flowers Daydreamed About Quitting Music. He Made a Country Album Instead
Rolling Stone
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Kupp of Joe? Cooper opens coffee shop in Fayetteville, Arkansas
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Arteta, Alonso and Iraola: One tiny Basque club shaped Premier League's top bosses
ESPN
1h ago
Original: What will Mourinho's Real Madrid starting XI look like with six new signings?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Best shots and highlights from the final round
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Which NFL teams are in the best shape for the next three seasons? 1-32 projections for 2027-29
ESPN
1h ago