Original: Cassidy on Trump’s vaccine overhaul: ‘Crazy, stupid thing’
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Monday, August 17, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: DHS defends investigating agency critics and giving them warning notices
NPR Politics
3h ago
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Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Hakeem Jeffries says he wants to see ‘dramatic reform’ of Supreme Court
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Sen. Mark Kelly discusses conditions aboard the USS Lincoln
NPR Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: WordPress.com targets the next generation of web creators with a free student plan
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: WiiM’s capable HomePod-esque smart speaker is almost $50 off
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Uber partners with Zipline on Eats drone deliveries
The Verge
2h ago
Original: It’s about ethics in journalism, with Ben Smith
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Meet the only known trebuchet casualty in history
Ars Technica
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump threatens to bomb Oman if it 'gets in the way' over Iran issue
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Jenrick says Reform would make long-term benefits claimants clean up high streets – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Reform’s Tice says people should stop tackling climate crisis and ‘enjoy’ heat
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Top Democrat slams Trump’s ‘inane, haphazard’ cuts to US-South Korea drills – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Trump threatens to bomb Oman if it ‘gets in the way’ of Iran deal as Kushner meets Netanyahu – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Most investors are making the same costly mistake — and it has nothing to do with picking the wrong stocks
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: 5 expensive surprises new homeowners face — and how to avoid them
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Prediction markets see a divided government after midterm elections. Here’s how you should trade, Citi says.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Stanley Druckenmiller ditched these chip plays before the selloff. Here’s how he’s playing the tech sector now.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: My son does not work, yet pays $500 for Affordable Care Act health insurance. Is that fair?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Jonas Brothers Announce 45-City ‘Burning Up’ North American Tour Dates
Variety
2h ago
Original: Toronto First Look: ‘Black Sunflowers’ Images Show Ukrainian Youth Coming of Age in Wartime (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Amy Schumer to Star in and Produce Break-Up Comedy ‘Best Divorce Ever’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Alia Shawkat Has Thoughts About Actors Who Don’t Work With Female Filmmakers
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Gillian Anderson Says Sony Exited ‘The Salt Path’ Distribution Deal After Authors’ ‘Fabrications’ Exposed: ‘It Felt Like Such a Betrayal’
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Karabell's 'Do Draft' list: Henry, Mahomes among undervalued players to pick
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Draft Guide: Rankings, mock drafts and analysis
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Why teams -- and players -- keep turning up the volume at MLB ballparks
ESPN
2h ago
Original: England's new number three Cox leaning on Kohli advice
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: What England can expect from captain Root
BBC Sport
2h ago