Original: Judge will hear whether Tates should stay in custody as they fight extradition
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Edition · 1:00 PM UTC
Thursday, August 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Primary voters send mixed signals about what they want from the Democratic Party
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: Democratic political advisor discusses the party's wins this week
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: The American Dream comes down to OnlyFans, dodgeball and reality TV
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: What Democrats can learn from Wisconsin’s ‘oatmeal’ win
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The Best Samsung Galaxy S26 Cases (2026): S26, S26+, and S26 Ultra
Wired
2h ago
Original: Claude's new Scarlet Letter watermark is invisible — for now
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: The Google Pixelsnap Charger With Stand Is 50 Percent Off Right Now
Wired
4h ago
Original: In a Heat Wave, Schizophrenia Is So Much Deadlier Than Any Other Medical Condition
Wired
4h ago
Original: 5 Best Android Tablets in 2026: Samsung, TCL, Amazon, and More
Wired
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Water customers are not a ‘blank cheque’, Burnham warns suppliers
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: RSC postpones Othello while leading actor Sharon D Clarke has cancer treatment
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Transport watchdog investigates third near miss at Sydney airport
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Falling Danube flow forces shutdown of Romania’s sole nuclear plant
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Sports Direct owner buys Harvey Nichols department store chain
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Wholesale inflation flattens out in July and price pressures ease
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Bill Ackman once exited his Netflix stake in a huff. He’s buying the streaming giant again, as well as these five stocks.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: The AI boom is not just driving stocks — it’s also moving the foreign-exchange market
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Social Security recipients will get more money next year. Here’s how much the COLA may boost benefits.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: If you can answer this one question, you’ll never worry about money again
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Kylie Jenner’s New ALO Campaign Celebrates “Moments of Stillness”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Comedian Eric Wareheim Is a Grower and a Shower (of Weird, Rare Plants)
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Far From the Trees’ Review: A Richly Contemplative Journey of Physical and Mental Meanderings, Beautifully Combining 4K Digital with Super 16
Variety
2h ago
Original: David Letterman to Interview Matt Damon, Julia Roberts and More in ‘My Next Guest’ Season 7
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘How Long Gone’ to Host Inaugural Awards Show ‘The Goneies’ in New York (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Will World Cup's top player Rodri join Barcelona or Real Madrid? Or stay at Man City?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: NFL training camp updates: Baker Mayfield shines as Bucs handle Jets
ESPN
2h ago
Original: ✍️ Mike Clay's Fantasy Football Playbook, Part 2
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Hodgkinson into 800m final after dramatic Werro fall
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: MLB Rank 2026 in-season update: Ranking baseball's top 50 players
ESPN
2h ago