Original: How mainstream Democrats pulled off a big upset against a democratic socialist
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Thursday, August 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Nigel Farage faces off against Count Binface in special election that's been denounced as a stunt
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Judge will hear whether Tates should stay in custody as they fight extradition
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: Primary voters send mixed signals about what they want from the Democratic Party
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: Democratic political advisor discusses the party's wins this week
NPR Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Can social media start over? Bluesky’s CEO and COO deliver their case at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Microsoft is combining its Copilot apps ahead of a ‘super app’
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Why This Prediction Market Banned Teens
Wired
2h ago
Original: Nintendo’s next Fire Emblem has a bold new structure
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Flock CEO: ‘We got this one wrong’
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Lottery ticket sold at Illinois gas station wins $1bn Powerball jackpot
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Questions over Karoline Leavitt’s replacement as she steps down as White House press secretary – US politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Europe heatwave live: Temperatures of 40C expected in Spain; rare warning for ‘extreme heat’ expanded across England
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Polls open in Clacton, where Farage spent more than £10,000 in byelection against Count Binface – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Piranha drama: boy, 8, hooks fearsome exotic fish in Pennsylvania lake
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Salesforce’s stock gets a boost as J.P. Morgan says AI fears are overblown
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Bill Ackman once exited his Netflix stake in a huff. He’s buying the streaming giant again, as well as these five stocks.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘The market is obviously on fire’: Should I take $1,000 from my brokerage account to pay off my car loan?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: I found a $100 bill in the communal washer at my Airbnb. What should I do?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Wholesale prices flatten out in July and inflation eases. A Fed rate hike is in doubt.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Here’s Where to Watch the Anthony Bourdain TV Shows and Documentary Online
Variety
2h ago
Original: BTS Member V Reveals Hearing Loss Issues Amid World Tour
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Sarajevo Industry Head on How Building a Talent Pipeline Makes Markets and Festivals More Vital Than Ever
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘American Horror Story: 13’ First Teaser Sees Jessica Lange, Evan Peters, Twisty the Clown, Rubber Man and More Return for All-Star Season
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Watch Ritchie Blackmore Reunite With Deep Purple For ‘Smoke on the Water’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Orlovsky's annual QB trait rankings: Which NFL passers make the top 10 in seven different skills?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Tielemans apologises to Villa fans for Man Utd remarks
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Hodgkinson into 800m final and Werro through despite nasty fall
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Bangladesh dominate Australia despite Smith reprieve
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Chelsea eye Arsenal's Zubimendi to replace Man City target Enzo Fernández
ESPN
2h ago