Original: Judge will hear whether Tates should stay in custody as they fight extradition
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Edition · 12:00 PM UTC
Thursday, August 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Primary voters send mixed signals about what they want from the Democratic Party
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: Democratic political advisor discusses the party's wins this week
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: The American Dream comes down to OnlyFans, dodgeball and reality TV
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: What Democrats can learn from Wisconsin’s ‘oatmeal’ win
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Claude's new Scarlet Letter watermark is invisible — for now
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: The Google Pixelsnap Charger With Stand Is 50 Percent Off Right Now
Wired
3h ago
Original: In a Heat Wave, Schizophrenia Is So Much Deadlier Than Any Other Medical Condition
Wired
3h ago
Original: 5 Best Android Tablets in 2026: Samsung, TCL, Amazon, and More
Wired
4h ago
Original: The 10 Best Cooling Mattresses for Hot Sleepers (2026)
Wired
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Five charts that explain the high cost of living in the UK
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: US-Iran talks in deadlock – what’s the latest?
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Polls open in Clacton, where Farage spent more than £10,000 in byelection against Count Binface – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Questions over Karoline Leavitt’s replacement as she steps down as White House press secretary – US politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Severe storms cut power supply to 540,000 homes in US midwest
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Lenovo profits soar past expectations on AI computers, servers and services
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Bill Ackman once exited his Netflix stake in a huff. He’s buying the streaming giant again, as well as these five stocks.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Flying first class is getting cheaper — if you don’t mind giving up some perks
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Cisco stock falls on margin concerns. Here’s what Wall Street analysts are saying.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: ‘She’s desperate’: My friend’s mother died. Can she stop Medicaid from taking the family home?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Lauryn Hill, Wyclef Jean, Shaboozey, Lenny Kravitz to Headline Global Citizen Festival
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Lauryn Hill and Wyclef Jean Lead 2026 Global Citizen Festival Lineup
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘Heated Rivalry’ Actor Dylan Walsh ‘in Trouble’ After Saying on Cameo That 12 New Episodes Are Being Shot: I’m ‘Stepping Away’ From the Platform
Variety
2h ago
Original: Oldenburg Festival to Honor Stunt Legend Zoë Bell
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Pretty Babies’ Director Tyler-Marie Evans on Depicting Real Women in Sex Work — and Winning Over Christine Vachon: “I Lost Sleep!”
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Hodgkinson leads home Broeders-Bol to qualify for 800m final
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: I do not have much time left in UFC - Makhachev
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Critical former referees add to culture of fear, says retiring Taylor
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Reekie wins 800m heat as Werro suffers nasty fall
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Golfer admits 'stupidity' after faking hole-in-one
BBC Sport
2h ago