Original: The American Dream comes down to OnlyFans, dodgeball and reality TV
Washington Post Politics
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Thursday, August 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: What Democrats can learn from Wisconsin’s ‘oatmeal’ win
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Judge will hear whether Tates should stay in custody as they fight extradition
ABC News Politics
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Original: Mission Improbable: Onetime Republican trying to prove Democrats can win in Florida
ABC News Politics
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Original: These swing voters in Nevada say they are not dismissing socialist candidates
NPR Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: In a Heat Wave, Schizophrenia Is So Much Deadlier Than Any Other Medical Condition
Wired
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Original: 5 Best Android Tablets in 2026: Samsung, TCL, Amazon, and More
Wired
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Original: The 10 Best Cooling Mattresses for Hot Sleepers (2026)
Wired
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Original: CBP Workers Allegedly Used Government Databases to Spy on Exes, Crushes, and Colleagues
Wired
3h ago
Original: There’s a Fatty Liver Epidemic. AI Could Help Get Ahead of It
Wired
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Zambians voting as president bids for second term
BBC World
2h ago
Original: First Thing: Leavitt departs White House press secretary role with Trump’s ratings at historic low
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Polls open in Clacton, where Farage spent more than £10,000 in byelection against Count Binface – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Twitch users outraged as Amazon uses their content to train AI in opt-out feature
BBC World
2h ago
Original: UK economy shows surprising resilience – but that might not last | Richard Partington
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Bill Ackman once exited Netflix stake in a huff. Why he’s buying the streaming giant again as well as these five stocks.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Flying first class is getting cheaper — if you don’t mind giving up some perks
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Cisco stock falls on margin concerns. Here’s what Wall Street analysts are saying.
MarketWatch
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Original: ‘She’s desperate’: My friend’s mother died. Can she stop Medicaid from taking the family home?
MarketWatch
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Original: Can I claim 50% of my husband’s Social Security now — and switch to my higher benefit at 70?
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Pretty Babies’ Director Tyler-Marie Evans on Depicting Real Women in Sex Work — and Winning Over Christine Vachon: “I Lost Sleep!”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: The Cure Plays the Hits — and Robert Smith Tears Up at ‘Just Like Heaven’ — in Nostalgic, Whimsical Øyafestivalen Set: Concert Review
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Warrior Cats’ Animated Series Debuts First Footage, Character Model at Tencent Video Event
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Chapa 100’ Is a Surrealist Romance Between Older People, With Mozambique’s Minibuses Playing a Key Role
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Othello’ Royal Shakespeare Company Adaptation Starring Sharon D. Clarke Postponed as She Undergoes Cancer Treatment
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Taylor on retirement, scrutiny, VAR and referee pundits
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Dallas backs Charles to thrive at Fulham
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Critical former referees add to culture of fear, says retiring Taylor
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Weekly sports quiz: Tattoos, transfers and photo finishes
BBC Sport
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Original: Transfer rumors, news: Chelsea eye Arsenal's Zubimendi to replace Man City target Enzo Fernández
ESPN
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