Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 AM UTC

Saturday, July 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Biden Now Owns The Silence.
Original: Biden drops lawsuit seeking to block release of recordings of ghostwriter interviews
ABC News Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Ranting: A Trump Tradition.
Original: Trump’s speech devolves into list of gripes and nasty attacks on opponents – as it happened
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

He Missed His Own Funeral, Apparently.
Original: Trump Says White House Correspondents Dinner Is ‘Largest Group of Trump Derangement Syndrome People Ever Put Together at One Time’
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories