Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 AM UTC

Saturday, July 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Biden Now Owns the Mystery.
Original: Biden drops lawsuit seeking to block release of recordings of ghostwriter interviews
ABC News Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Oil Slick of Diplomacy.
Original: Saudi Arabia and Houthis exchange fire as US attacks tanker in Hormuz Strait
BBC World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Projection: A Trump Special.
Original: Trump Says White House Correspondents Dinner Is ‘Largest Group of Trump Derangement Syndrome People Ever Put Together at One Time’
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories