Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 AM UTC

Saturday, July 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Truthiness Now On Display.
Original: Trump orders new signs outside Smithsonian saying some exhibits are inaccurate
ABC News Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Ranting: A Trump Tradition.
Original: Trump’s speech devolves into list of gripes and nasty attacks on opponents – US politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

He Missed His Own Roast. How Charming.
Original: Trump Says White House Correspondents Dinner Is ‘Largest Group of Trump Derangement Syndrome People Ever Put Together at One Time’
Variety 1h ago
Peak TV: Less Is Still Too Much.
Original: ‘Widow’s Bay’ Creator on Writing Season 2 After Buzzy Launch: “I Learned a Lot About What You Don’t Need”
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories