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Thursday, June 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Awards Season: Peak Meaninglessness Arrives
Original: Final Emmy Predictions: ‘Pluribus’ and ‘The Pitt’ Expected to Lead Nominations as ‘Widow’s Bay’ Surges and Netflix Could Rule the Day
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories