Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Thursday, June 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy: Now Requires Permission.
Original: WATCH: Under proposed rule, USPS won't deliver mail ballots to states that don't provide voter rolls, postmaster general says
PBS NewsHour Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Gavel Bangs Louder Than Policy.
Original: Trump gets in shouting match with Republican senator amid standoff over housing bill and president’s anger at war powers vote - live
The Guardian World 3h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Family Ties, Crippling Debt.
Original: A relative offered me a $25,000 home loan secured by a lien that must be repaid within a year. Is that fair?
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories