Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 AM UTC

Thursday, June 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy’s mailman now requires ID.
Original: WATCH: Under proposed rule, USPS won't deliver mail ballots to states that don't provide voter rolls, postmaster general says
PBS NewsHour Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Another Disruptor? Shocking.
Original: Former Infosys chief has a new startup that wants to challenge the IT services world
TechCrunch 4h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Caracas: Another Tuesday.
Original: Venezuela earthquakes live updates: buildings collapse in Caracas as officials warn ‘high casualties’ likely
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories