Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Gavel Bangs Louder Than Reason.
Original: Trump gets in shouting match with Republican senator amid standoff over housing bill and president’s anger at war powers vote - live
The Guardian World 3h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Dog Ate Witness’s Testimony.
Original: Chris Brown Housekeeper Cries on Stand at Dog Mauling Trial: ‘I Will Never Be the Same Again’
Rolling Stone 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories