Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Hair Today, Rights Gone.
Original: Supreme Court says Rastafarian can’t sue prison officials over shorn dreadlocks
Washington Post Politics 2h ago
Hair Today, Rights Gone.
Original: Supreme Court rules Rastafari man can't sue Louisiana prison officials who cut his dreadlocks
PBS NewsHour Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood: Honesty is Bad PR.
Original: Stephen Colbert Writers Post FYC Ad Claiming “CBS Isn’t Doing an Emmy Campaign for Us”
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago
Joy is Fleeting.
Original: Lizzo’s New Album Didn’t Even Chart. What Happened?
Rolling Stone 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories