Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Hair Today, Freedom Gone.
Original: Supreme Court says Rastafarian can’t sue prison officials over shorn dreadlocks
Washington Post Politics 1h ago
Hair Today, Rights Gone.
Original: Supreme Court rules Rastafari man can't sue Louisiana prison officials who cut his dreadlocks
PBS NewsHour Politics 2h ago
War is Expensive. Surprise!
Original: Pentagon asks Congress for roughly $80 billion to cover cost of Iran war
PBS NewsHour Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Another Thing to Lose.
Original: Meta’s smart glasses now have a dedicated charging stand
The Verge 1h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Hair Today, Rights Gone.
Original: US top court says Rastafarian man cannot sue prison guards who cut his dreadlocks
BBC World 1h ago
Brexit: A Second Chance to Regret.
Original: UK could rejoin EU on ‘short’ timeline if it wanted, former Brexit negotiator says – as it happened
The Guardian World 1h ago
Hair Today, Rights Gone.
Original: US supreme court blocks Rastafarian man’s lawsuit over forced head-shaving in prison
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories