Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Hair Today, Rights Gone.
Original: Supreme Court says Rastafarian can’t sue prison officials over shorn dreadlocks
Washington Post Politics 3h ago
Justice for Oil, Apparently.
Original: Supreme Court OKs ExxonMobil lawsuit over Cuban property seized by Fidel Castro's government
PBS NewsHour Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Comedy Now Requires a Moral Purity Test. Great.
Original: Nate Bargatze Slammed for ‘Associating With Fascists’ After Attending Trump’s UFC Fight; W. Kamau Bell Tells Him: ‘Don’t Be in Photos With Fascists’
Variety 1h ago
Hollywood’s Reboot Button: Still Stuck.
Original: ‘Supergirl’ Producer Says David Ellison Has Met With James Gunn, Peter Safran: “He’s Pretty Open to What We’re Doing”
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories