Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Hair Today, Rights Gone.
Original: Supreme Court says Rastafarian can’t sue prison officials over shorn dreadlocks
Washington Post Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

AI Arms Race: Everyone Loses.
Original: Big Tech has split into two artificial-intelligence camps — but the smart money isn’t chasing the next OpenAI
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories