Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, June 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Attitudes toward same-sex marriage and transgender issues are shifting, Gallup poll shows
ABC News Politics
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Original: Takeaways from Iowa's primaries. And, DOJ nixes Trump's 'anti-weaponization' fund
NPR Politics
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Original: Centrist Democrats launch new pledge: ‘We are capitalist, not socialist’
Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: SwitchBot’s acquisition of Nanoleaf is about more than lighting
The Verge
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Original: How to Block Spam Calls and Spam Texts on iPhone and Android (2026)
Wired
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Original: Beans use an immune receptor to call in airstrikes on caterpillars
Ars Technica
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Original: Trans teens have something to say
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Nvidia’s RTX Spark Laptops Look Hell-Bent on Disruption
Wired
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Race for California governor deadlocked as primary results across the US trickle in
The Guardian World
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Original: Trump says Vance-Rubio ticket for 2028 presidential election would be ‘unbeatable’ – US politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: Man who murdered pregnant partner while faking livestream as alibi jailed for 31 years
The Guardian World
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Original: Is Asia facing a new currency crisis?
Al Jazeera
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Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump claims Iranian supreme leader is involved in US negotiations
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Investors would be crazy to turn bearish on stocks now, says veteran strategist. In six months, maybe not.
MarketWatch
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Original: A stark new warning about the global economy: Inflation is headed higher and growth lower
MarketWatch
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Original: Brewers 2-Time All-Star Issues Apology For ‘Distraction’ After MLB Punishment
Forbes Business
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Original: Small Businesses Boosted Private Sector Employment Last Month—These Industries Added The Most Jobs
Forbes Business
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Original: ADP says businesses create the most new jobs in 16 months. Hiring rebounds after a lull.
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Arsenal Star Bukayo Saka Sets Documentary ‘The Time Is Now’: It’s the ‘Chance to Tell My Story in a Way I Never Have Before’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
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Original: Pink Teases Tony Awards Hosting Plans: ‘There Will Be Stunts, and Not Just for Me’
Variety
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Original: Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-Creation’ Closes U.S. With Kino Lorber While Latido Sells Pregnant Trans Man Drama ‘9 Moons’ to Half the World (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
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Original: ‘California Avenue’ Producer on New BBC Drama Starring Helena Bonham Carter and Bill Nighy: ‘It’s a Love Letter to Television From the 1970s’
Variety
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Original: How ‘Jurassic Park’ and Steven Spielberg Inspired a Greek Indie Film About Othering
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Leclerc agrees new long-term deal with Ferrari
BBC Sport
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Original: 'None of us know what the hell we're going to do t...
ESPN
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Original: Brunson or Wemby: Who tops our rankings of the pla...
ESPN
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Original: How back is the U? Can Clemson rebound? Previewing...
ESPN
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Original: Friendlies 'a chance to further develop' - O'Neill
BBC Sport
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