Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, June 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Centrist Democrats launch new pledge: ‘We are capitalist, not socialist’
Washington Post Politics
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Original: WATCH LIVE: Mullin returns to testify on DHS budget before House committee
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: Attitudes toward same-sex marriage and transgender issues are shifting, Gallup poll shows
ABC News Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Meta’s AI agent for WhatsApp Business is now available globally
TechCrunch
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Original: A first look at Microsoft’s Surface Laptop Ultra and Surface Dev Box
The Verge
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Original: Coralogix raises $200M on bet that someone needs to watch the AI agents
TechCrunch
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Original: Plex adds new social features ahead of a major price hike for its lifetime pass
TechCrunch
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Original: SwitchBot’s acquisition of Nanoleaf is about more than lighting
The Verge
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump claims Iranian supreme leader is involved in US negotiations
The Guardian World
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Original: California primary election results: governor’s race too close to call
The Guardian World
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Original: The Population Bust
Al Jazeera
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Original: Peabo Bryson, R&B singer behind classic Disney duets, dies aged 75
The Guardian World
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Original: Farage exploiting Henry Nowak’s murder against wishes of his family, says Starmer – UK politics live
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Forbes Unveils 11th Annual List Of America’s Richest Self-Made Women
Forbes Business
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Original: George Santos Under Investigation Over Kalshi Bet On His Own State Of The Union Attendance
Forbes Business
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Original: 2026 The Memorial Tournament Preview And Odds
Forbes Business
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Original: Check your rent bill: You could be paying a monthly fee for a service you didn’t know you signed up for
MarketWatch
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Original: Can Ferrari End Mercedes’ Winning Run In 2026? Here’s How To Watch The Monaco Grand Prix
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: CBS News Boss Bari Weiss Defends Firing Scott Pelley From ‘60 Minutes’: ‘Trust’ Was ‘Broken’ After His Blow-Up and ‘That’s the Path He Chose’
Variety
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Original: Deer Tick Used to Be a Chaotic Party Band. Now They Run Their Business on Slack
Rolling Stone
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Original: Universal’s U.K. Theme Park Reveals Name, Gets $8 Billion-Plus Commitment From Comcast as British Government Pledges Major Infrastructure Support
Variety
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Original: Universal’s Landmark U.K. Resort Gets a Name, Logo and £5B in Investment as Construction Nears
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Ari Millen Serves Kids Scoops of Suffering in Eli Roth’s ‘Ice Cream Man’ Trailer
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Which Bears pass catcher is the best value, riskie...
ESPN
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Original: Secrets to a successful fantasy football draft
ESPN
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Original: Lonnie Ali: 'Muhammad was a person who did not jud...
ESPN
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Original: Barnwell makes sense of the Myles Garrett blockbus...
ESPN
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Original: Remembering Muhammad Ali 10 years after his death
ESPN
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