Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, June 3, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Generosity? Or Just Enabling?
Original: My sister, mother and I are giving my son $20,000 toward a down payment. Do we report it to the IRS?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories