Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, June 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Supreme Court reinstates Republican-favored Alabama congressional districts
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: California’s crowded governor primary is underway. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: What to know about Trump's controversial pick of Bill Pulte for acting spy chief
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Justice Department scraps Trump's 'anti-weaponization fund' after pushback from Congress
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Squishmallows, dentures, and an ‘I Heart Hot Dads’ bag: Uber has found thousands of items left in robotaxis
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Male bowerbirds hope to dazzle females with bright human-made items
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: Palantir Contracts Have Become ‘An Unacceptable Point of Weakness,’ UK Politicians Warn
Wired
3h ago
Original: Microsoft plans Linux tools and an RTX Spark desktop for Windows developers
Ars Technica
4h ago
Original: Cyera eyes $12B valuation at 80x ARR multiple despite operating losses
TechCrunch
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Midterm primaries 2026 live: results and reaction as six states including California and Iowa cast ballots
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley fired by CBS News after clash
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia politics live: Hanson booked for ‘leader’s address’ at national press club; economy slowed by war, inflation and interest rates
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Canada formally requests 16-year renewal of North American free trade pact
BBC World
1h ago
Original: US and Iran launch fresh strikes amid stalled ceasefire talks
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Packers Believe Matthew Golden Set For Big Second Season
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: The S&P 500 climbs for a 9th straight day — but the ‘breadth paradox’ is sending a rare warning
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Palo Alto Networks’ earnings show AI is a friend, not a foe, to revenue outlook
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Peabo Bryson, ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Singer, Dies At 75
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: GameStop wants to buy back $2 billion of its own stock after an eBay-fueled selloff
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Scott Pelley Fired From ‘60 Minutes’ After Ripping New Leadership in Tense Meeting
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Scott Pelley Out at CBS News After Dramatic Clash With New ’60 Minutes’ Executive Producer
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Summer House’ Reunion Part 2: The Five Biggest Moments, From West’s Girlfriend Reveal to Kyle’s Cheating Caught on Tape
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Summer House’ Reunion: Ciara, Kyle Speak With West’s Not-So-Mystery Woman as Amanda Admits She’s “Embarrassed” About Their Romance Origins
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: When and Where to Watch ‘Love Island USA’ Season 8 Online
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Falcons, star WR London reach $141M extension
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Sources: Steelers' Herbig gets 4-year, $100M deal
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Rams 'aggressive' about rare shot to land Garrett
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Sources: Curry's deal with Li-Ning worth $400M
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Bucs' Godwin thought Evans' exit news was AI
ESPN
1h ago