Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
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Wednesday, June 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: California’s crowded governor primary is underway. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Supreme Court reinstates Republican-favored Alabama congressional districts
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: What to know about Trump's controversial pick of Bill Pulte for acting spy chief
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Justice Department scraps Trump's 'anti-weaponization fund' after pushback from Congress
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Squishmallows, dentures, and an ‘I Heart Hot Dads’ bag: Uber has found thousands of items left in robotaxis
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Male bowerbirds hope to dazzle females with bright human-made items
Ars Technica
4h ago
Original: Palantir Contracts Have Become ‘An Unacceptable Point of Weakness,’ UK Politicians Warn
Wired
4h ago
Original: Microsoft plans Linux tools and an RTX Spark desktop for Windows developers
Ars Technica
5h ago
Original: Cyera eyes $12B valuation at 80x ARR multiple despite operating losses
TechCrunch
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: Hanson booked for ‘leader’s address’ at National Press Club; Chalmers talks up ‘very solid’ national accounts
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: ‘Jilly, I had no choice’: Jill Biden recalls pressure Joe Biden faced to drop out of 2024 race
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Iowa: Democrat Josh Turek to face Trump-backed Ashley Hinson in bid to flip red Senate seat
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Midterm primaries 2026 live: results and reaction as six states including California and Iowa cast ballots
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Mysteriously missing congressman wins primary after Trump endorsement
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Scott Pelley Fired By CBS After Confrontation With New ‘60 Minutes’ EP
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: IndyCar At Chevrolet Detroit Grand Prix Shows Racing Increase For FOX
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Packers Believe Matthew Golden Set For Big Second Season
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: The S&P 500 climbs for a 9th straight day — but the ‘breadth paradox’ is sending a rare warning
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Palo Alto Networks’ earnings show AI is a friend, not a foe, to revenue outlook
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Sydney Sweeney to Star in ‘Hollow,’ Lindsey Anderson Beer’s Reimagining of ‘Legend of Sleepy Hollow’
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘South Park’ Creator Trey Parker Says ‘We Have a President Who Thinks His Job Is to Be the Joker’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Scott Pelley Fired From ‘60 Minutes’ After Ripping New Leadership in Tense Meeting
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Scott Pelley Out at CBS News After Dramatic Clash With New ’60 Minutes’ Executive Producer
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Summer House’ Reunion Part 2: The Five Biggest Moments, From West’s Girlfriend Reveal to Kyle’s Cheating Caught on Tape
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Falcons, star WR London reach $141M extension
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Sources: Steelers' Herbig gets 4-year, $100M deal
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Rams 'aggressive' about rare shot to land Garrett
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Sources: Curry's deal with Li-Ning worth $400M
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Bucs' Godwin thought Evans' exit news was AI
ESPN
2h ago