Original: New Mexico governor primary includes Biden official Deb Haaland. See live results.
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, June 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: California’s crowded governor primary is underway. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: What to know about Trump's controversial pick of Bill Pulte for acting spy chief
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: Justice Department scraps Trump's 'anti-weaponization fund' after pushback from Congress
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: 5 things to watch in Tuesday's primaries in California, Iowa and beyond
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Squishmallows, dentures, and an ‘I Heart Hot Dads’ bag: Uber has found thousands of items left in robotaxis
TechCrunch
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Original: Male bowerbirds hope to dazzle females with bright human-made items
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Palantir Contracts Have Become ‘An Unacceptable Point of Weakness,’ UK Politicians Warn
Wired
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Original: Microsoft plans Linux tools and an RTX Spark desktop for Windows developers
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: Cyera eyes $12B valuation at 80x ARR multiple despite operating losses
TechCrunch
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: US says it launched 'self-defense' strikes on Iranian island
BBC World
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Original: Australia politics live: Solomon Islands PM arrives for treaty talks with Albanese; Conroy says Husic ‘rewriting history’ on Aukus caucus vote
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Peabo Bryson, R&B singer behind classic Disney duets, dies aged 75
The Guardian World
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Original: Why women go to war
Al Jazeera
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Original: Midterm primaries 2026 live: results and reaction as six states including California and Iowa cast ballots
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The S&P 500 climbs for a 9th straight day — but the ‘breadth paradox’ is sending a rare warning
MarketWatch
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Original: Palo Alto Networks’ earnings show AI is a friend, not a foe, to revenue outlook
MarketWatch
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Original: Peabo Bryson, ‘A Whole New World’ Singer, Dies At 75
Forbes Business
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Original: GameStop wants to buy back $2 billion of its own stock after an eBay-fueled selloff
MarketWatch
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Original: The 6% solution is gone: How overcrowded AI-powered trading has erased investors’ advantage
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: When and Where to Watch ‘Love Island USA’ Season 8 Online
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Virginia Woolf’s Night & Day’ Review: Haley Bennett Is Starry-Eyed in a Literary Adaptation With Much Heart and a Heavy Hand
Variety
1h ago
Original: This Is the Man Who Cultivates YouTube Filmmakers Like Kane Parsons and Curry Barker
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: JioHotstar Goes on AI Hiring Spree as India’s Largest Streamer Bets on Homegrown Tech (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
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Original: Pennsylvania Mayor Calls Out ‘Love Island USA’ Islander For Quitting Cop Job for Reality Show
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Who were MLB's biggest winners -- and losers -- in...
ESPN
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Original: Updated top 10 prospect rankings for all 30 MLB te...
ESPN
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Original: Premier League giants hit managerial reset button,...
ESPN
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Original: Barnwell makes sense of the Myles Garrett blockbus...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Never any doubt about Knight's England spot - Edwards
BBC Sport
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