Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 PM UTC

Saturday, May 30, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Oops, He Picked a Winner.
Original: Sajid Javid says backing Liz Truss to lead Tories was his ‘biggest political mistake’
The Guardian World 21h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Ice Still Cool, Apparently.
Original: Vanilla Ice Defends Performing at Trump’s Freedom 250 Concert: ‘I Don’t Even Vote’
Rolling Stone 21h ago
Nicolas Cage Knows, and You Don't.
Original: ‘Spider-Noir’ Finale: Nicolas Cage on Who Dies, Those Explosive Fights, The Spider’s Sacrifice and If He’ll Return for a Season 2
Variety 22h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories