Original: Pentagon recruiting troops to watch White House UFC fights, memos show
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, May 29, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Louisiana lawmakers pass a congressional map to dismantle a majority-Black district
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Devastating wildfire and homelessness loom over Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass' bid for second term
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Louisiana Republicans are poised to pass new US House districts in wider redistricting fight
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Tracking who Trump is appointing to fill key administration roles
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: What happens when companies become too AI-pilled?
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: The Best Robotic Pool Cleaners of 2026: Beatbot, iGarden, Dreame
Wired
1h ago
Original: Tech companies desperately want to film you doing chores
The Verge
1h ago
Original: After Nvidia’s $20B not-aqui-hire, AI chip startup Groq reportedly raising $650M
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Microsoft under fire for threatening security researcher with criminal investigation
TechCrunch
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Former US attorney general Pam Bondi defends her handling of Epstein files in congressional probe
BBC World
1h ago
Original: UN adds Israel and Russia to blacklist for sexual violence in conflict
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Eight students arrested in deadly Kenyan school dorm fire
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: EU to release billions in frozen funds for Hungary amid Magyar reforms
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Alarm at Mexico bill allowing elections to be annulled for ‘foreign interference’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Space stocks tumble after a Blue Origin rocket explodes and SpaceX’s valuation gets a reality check
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘Fairness is important to us’: We sold our family business to our son at a discount. How can we make this up to our other child?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘I’m unsure of the best approach’: My father, 91, is in hospice care. He left his six children CDs. Can we cash out?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Pam Bondi Refuses To Talk About Trump In Epstein Interview, Democrats Say (Live Updates)
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: How NBA’s Collective Bargaining Agreement Shortens Contention Windows
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Universal Music Group Officially Rejects Bill Ackman’s $64 Billion Takeover Bid
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Hacks’ Goes Out on Its Own Terms
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Terrifier’ Creator Damien Leone Partnering With Sam Raimi on ‘Tortures of the Damned’ for Lionsgate
Variety
1h ago
Original: How Custom-Made Instruments Were the Key to ‘The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror’ and ‘Prehistoric Planet’ Scores
Variety
1h ago
Original: How ‘PUBG Mobile’ Built a Cross-Generational Global Empire
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Cirstea makes history with 6-0 6-0 win
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: How Toone is navigating grief through football
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: History-hunting Wales wing Adams setting PBs at 31
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Kuss takes Giro stage as Vingegaard closes in on title
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: French Open to take action against Vallejo for 'sexist' remarks
BBC Sport
2h ago