Original: Louisiana Republicans are poised to pass new US House districts in wider redistricting fight
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Edition · 5:00 PM UTC
Friday, May 29, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Tracking who Trump is appointing to fill key administration roles
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump meeting with aides to make 'final determination' on moving forward with Iran deal
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: What happened under Trump this week
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Judge temporarily blocks payouts from Trump's $1.8B 'anti-weaponization' settlement fund
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Microsoft delays Fable (again) to avoid GTA VI
The Verge
2h ago
Original: We Asked the ‘Future of Truth’ Author to Explain How He Used AI. It Didn’t Go Well
Wired
2h ago
Original: Microsoft teases new Surface hardware and ‘a new era of PC’
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Cognition’s Scott Wu says AI coding agents shouldn’t replace humans
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Samsung Movingstyle Essential Review: A Screen on Wheels
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Pam Bondi admits to ‘redaction errors’ in Epstein files but defends DoJ’s handling
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Trump’s former attorney general admits to ‘redaction errors’ in Epstein files in closed-door testimony – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Canadian man admits sending ‘suicide packets’ to hundreds of people around world
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: WHO puts Ebola outbreak death rate at ‘huge’ 30-50% as chief arrives in DRC
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Nato says drone that crashed in Romania was ‘of Russian origin’ despite Moscow’s denials – Europe live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ServiceNow’s stock soars toward historic month as AI fears fade across software
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Even the Ronald Reagan Institute doesn’t believe the ‘waste, fraud and abuse’ baloney
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Oil prices slide as Trump says the U.S. is close to an Iran deal
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Elon Musk’s SpaceX IPO could quickly launch into your retirement plan
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: ‘He threatened to cut the roots’: A tree fell onto my neighbor’s property during a storm. Then all hell broke loose.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Ariana Grande, Ravyn Lenae, Blood Orange, and All the Songs You Need to Know This Week
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: The Best Moments From Bad Bunny’s Global Tour
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Josh Abbott Pays Tribute to Camp Mystic Victims of Texas Flood in ’27 Little Butterflies’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Travis Scott’s Camp Worked With Alleged Smear Conspirators
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘60 Minutes’ Future Won’t Look Like Its Past. New Chief Nick Bilton May Try “Gonzo Journalism”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Kuss takes Giro stage as Vingegaard closes in on title
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: French Open to take action against Vallejo for 'sexist' remarks
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: How Ferguson twice moved to sign Rooney from Everton
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Wonderkid Sooryavanshi recovers from head blow to hit 96
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Harrison fastest in final Isle Of Man TT qualifying
BBC Sport
2h ago