Original: Vance says military should never let AI make life-and-death decisions
Washington Post Politics
23h ago
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Thursday, May 28, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Talarico targets Paxton's scandals in Texas Senate race, pivoting from his sunny primary message
PBS NewsHour Politics
23h ago
Original: Supreme Court sides with Mississippi man on death row in racial bias case
Washington Post Politics
23h ago
Original: What are Republicans going to campaign on?
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Original: Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer says she won’t run for president in 2028
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Bluesky embraces long-form content to counter X Articles
TechCrunch
23h ago
Original: The $6 Billion Chinese Startup Trying to Build Hands for Every Robot
Wired
23h ago
Original: Meta Copies Snapchat’s Homework Again With ‘Plus’ Features for Instagram and Facebook
Wired
23h ago
Original: Hackers are trying to steal Signal users’ backups in new wave of phishing attacks
TechCrunch
23h ago
Original: Anthropic raises $65 Billion, nears $1T valuation ahead of IPO
TechCrunch
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Man jailed for 15 years over plot to attack Taylor Swift concert in Vienna
BBC World
23h ago
Original: JD Vance says Trump ‘pushing forward’ with Golden Dome as he addresses Air Force Academy – US politics live
The Guardian World
23h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran says Trump’s threats to ‘blow up’ Oman ‘dangerous and bullying’
The Guardian World
23h ago
Original: Israel’s Netanyahu directs army to seize 70 percent of Gaza Strip
Al Jazeera
23h ago
Original: ‘Hundreds of job applications’: young people on their struggle to find work
The Guardian World
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Oil prices show mixed reaction as White House backs report on progress toward Iran peace deal
MarketWatch
23h ago
Original: The new bipartisan college-sports bill is bad news for the richest NIL athletes. Here’s why.
MarketWatch
23h ago
Original: Anthropic nears $1 trillion valuation, leapfrogging OpenAI
MarketWatch
23h ago
Original: Lilly’s GLP-1 medications will soon be covered by CVS, potentially opening access for millions of Americans
MarketWatch
23h ago
Original: White House UFC Event: Who’s Really Going—After Adam Sandler And Mario Lopez Decline
Forbes Business
23h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ABC Files TV Station Renewals to FCC “Under Protest”: “Americans Bear the Cost of This Order”
Hollywood Reporter
23h ago
Original: Tom Hanks Teases “One of the Most Heartbreaking Scenes I’ve Seen” in ‘Toy Story 5’ as Cast Reunites for U.K. Launch
Hollywood Reporter
23h ago
Original: Role Model Is Back with Third LP ‘Chuck Timely & the Hourglass’
Rolling Stone
23h ago
Original: ‘The Testaments’ Stars Chase Infiniti, Mattea Conforti on What That Private Finale Moment Means for Agnes and Becka: ‘That’s Her Person in Life’
Variety
23h ago
Original: ‘Rambo’ Prequel Movie Sets 2027 Release Date
Variety
23h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Williams in talks about potential return at Queen's
BBC Sport
23h ago
Original: USA boss Pochettino holds initial talks with AC Milan
BBC Sport
23h ago
Original: Tiafoe gets racquet back after Instagram plea
BBC Sport
23h ago
Original: 'Not a robot' - Sinner had 'no energy' in shock defeat
BBC Sport
23h ago
Original: Rice, Shaw & McInnes among BBC Football Awards winners
BBC Sport
1d ago