Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 PM UTC

Thursday, May 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Monument to Hubris.
Original: Treasury Department prepares $250 bill with Trump's face on it
NPR Politics 22h ago
Born to Run, Now to Complain.
Original: Bruce Springsteen calls out the White House and announces a protest festival
PBS NewsHour Politics 22h ago
Justice Delayed, Still Fatal.
Original: Supreme Court sides with Mississippi man on death row in racial bias case
Washington Post Politics 23h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Another EV. How thrilling.
Original: Slate Auto will announce pricing and take preorders for its EV on June 24
TechCrunch 22h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Denial is cheaper than AC.
Original: Most Americans Aren't Convinced Humans Are Causing Climate Change, New Data Shows
Forbes Business 22h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

ABC: Democracy Looks Great From Here.
Original: ABC Submits Broadcast Renewal Applications to FCC ‘Under Protest,’ Says Agency Order Is ‘Unlawful, Arbitrary and Unconstitutional’
Variety 22h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories