Original: What are Republicans going to campaign on?
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
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Thursday, May 28, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer says she won’t run for president in 2028
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Original: Milli Vanilli and Morris Day say they won't perform at Trump-linked Freedom 250's DC shows
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Original: Key inflation gauge worsens as Americans' income and spending power erodes
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: U.S. imposes sanctions on Iranian agency trying to control shipping in the Strait of Hormuz
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Why Paris may be the most important AI city outside Silicon Valley
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: In just 3 weeks, StrictlyVC is coming to Los Angeles
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Startup Battlefield 200 application deadline extended to June 8 after overwhelming demand
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Corgi announces $106M raise at $2.6B valuation — double what it was worth three weeks ago
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Trump loses more control over AI regulation as Illinois passes landmark law
Ars Technica
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Enfield council withdraws from government’s new towns programme
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: JD Vance says Trump ‘pushing forward’ with Golden Dome as he addresses Air Force Academy – US politics live
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Olivia Rodrigo responds to babydoll dress criticism: ‘It shows how we normalize pedophilia in our culture’
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Israel hits Lebanese capital in 'targeted strike'
BBC World
1d ago
Original: Carney calls for new US-Canada partnership to ‘help make America great again’
The Guardian World
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Can jewelry, kids’ clothes and ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ resurrect Kohl’s from the dead?
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: The latest Oura and Fitbit wearables are smarter and sleeker than ever — but do they keep you healthy?
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Oil prices turn lower as White House backs report on progress toward Iran peace pact
MarketWatch
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Original: The true cost of the Iran war is billions more than the Pentagon says — and we’re paying for it
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: Google engineer charged after making $1.2 million on Polymarket bets — showing insider trading is becoming everyone’s problem
MarketWatch
1d ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Young MC On Freedom 250 Controversy: “It Was A Bait-And-Switch”
Rolling Stone
1d ago
Original: Netflix Feature Animators Vote to Ratify First Union Contract with The Animation Guild
Variety
1d ago
Original: Ken Leung Built His ‘Industry’ Character From the Outside Looking In: ‘We’re Trying to Carve Our Place in This World That Is Not for Us’
Variety
1d ago
Original: Tom Hardy ‘Was Not Fired’ From ‘MobLand’ and Discussions Are Underway for His Return: ‘Things Are Being Worked Through Creatively’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1d ago
Original: Roger Daltrey on His Solo Tour, the Who’s Future, Switching Drummers, and Smashed Guitars
Rolling Stone
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Spurs closing in on Bournemouth's Senesi
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Magnier claim third Giro stage victory
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: World Cup: Every squad as they are announced
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Glamorgan sign Neesham to soften Farooqi T20 blow
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Burnley striker Foster named in South Africa squad
BBC Sport
1d ago