Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 PM UTC

Thursday, May 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Insider Trading: Now a Team Sport.
Original: Google engineer charged after making $1.2 million on Polymarket bets — showing insider trading is becoming everyone’s problem
MarketWatch 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories

New striker, same void.
Original: Will Carrick's first Man Utd signing address hole he left behind?
BBC Sport 1d ago