Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Friday, May 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Justice Delayed, Bank Account Ready.
Original: Ex-Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio tells PBS News he believes he's owed tens of millions from DOJ fund
PBS NewsHour Politics 3h ago
Tax System: Now a Suggestion.
Original: Experts warn Trump immunity from IRS audit could undermine trust in tax system
PBS NewsHour Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Patriotism’s Latest Reboot.
Original: Tulsi Gabbard resigns as national intelligence director, with Trump naming Aaron Lukas as acting DNI chief – US politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories