Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 PM UTC

Friday, May 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Justice? Please.
Original: Judge drops criminal case against Kilmar Abrego García, ruling it vindictive
Washington Post Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Political Musical Chairs: Everyone Loses.
Original: Tulsi Gabbard resigns as national intelligence director, with Trump naming Aaron Lukas as acting DNI chief – US politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories