Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 PM UTC

Friday, May 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Justice Delayed, Bank Account Ready.
Original: Ex-Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio tells PBS News he believes he's owed tens of millions from DOJ fund
PBS NewsHour Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Selling Trauma: Now With a Memoir.
Original: Mind Reading: David Archuleta Went Through Hell Reconciling His Sexuality And His Faith. With His New Memoir, He Wants To Help Others
Forbes Business 1h ago
Financial Safety? LOL.
Original: This bond strategy can protect your portfolio even if interest rates go up
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

France's Latest Tragedy: A Spine.
Original: ‘Iron Boy’ Review: A Moving Coming-of-Age Cartoon Follows an 11-Year-Old Struggling to Stand Up Straight in the French Countryside
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories