Original: Colorado Democrats censure governor for conspiracy theorist sentence commutation
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Edition · 5:00 AM UTC
Friday, May 22, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Takeaways from the Democratic National Committee's long-awaited autopsy report on 2024 election
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: Pressure from Silicon Valley helped block Trump’s expected order on AI
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Original: GOP immigration enforcement bill stalls amid backlash to $1.8 billion 'anti-weaponization' fund
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: Senate Republicans break with Trump over 'anti-weaponization fund' concerns
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Ground system issue scrubs first launch of SpaceX's Starship V3 rocket
Ars Technica
5h ago
Original: Waymo expands pause to four cities as robotaxis keep driving into floods
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: SpaceX scrubs first Starship V3 launch just before liftoff
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: Can OpenAI’s ‘Master of Disaster’ Fix AI’s Reputation Crisis?
Wired
7h ago
Original: Anker’s new earbuds are the first with its AI chip that boosts noise reduction
The Verge
9h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australian man dies after falling down ravine on hike to Machu Picchu
BBC World
3h ago
Original: Turkish opposition leader vows to stay after court ousts him
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Original: News live: Australian tourist dies hiking Inca Trail, Peruvian media reports
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: US pausing $14bn arms sale to Taiwan due to Iran war, navy chief says
Al Jazeera
4h ago
Original: US to send 5,000 more troops to Poland, Trump says
BBC World
4h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Stephen Colbert Ratings Over The Years: He Leaves As No. 1 In Late Night
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: IVE’s Wonyoung Says ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ “Golden” Sounds Just Like An IVE Song
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: ‘Buffett Indicator’ warns of a market top — 8 crucial signs that stocks are running on fumes
MarketWatch
6h ago
Original: Inaugural K-Entertainment Summit Shares K-Pop Business Strategies, Insights
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: Stocks tread water — but a wave of volatility is building
MarketWatch
7h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Stephen Colbert Fans Explain Why They Believe CBS Canceled ‘The Late Show’: ‘It Was Politically Motivated’
Variety
3h ago
Original: ‘Slow Horses’ Star Antonio Aakeel Makes Directorial Debut With Short Film ‘Lessons in Pretending’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
3h ago
Original: ‘Ladies First’ Review: Sacha Baron Cohen and Rosamund Pike Trade Places in a Dated Battle-of-the-Sexes Comedy
Variety
3h ago
Original: Watch Olivia Rodrigo Unravel as She Searches for ‘The Cure’
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Stephen Colbert Delivers Sentimental Final Monologue: ‘We Were Here to Feel the News With You’
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Watch Partick Thistle & St Mirren fight out play-off draw
BBC Sport
8h ago
Original: How Palmer and Foden lost ruthless Tuchel's battle for number 10 roles
BBC Sport
9h ago
Original: GB lose to favourites Switzerland at Worlds
BBC Sport
9h ago
Original: Bunting wins as Humphries avoids Littler semi-final
BBC Sport
10h ago
Original: Former Wales prop Thomas held his own heart in his hands after life-saving surgery
BBC Sport
10h ago