Original: Colorado Democrats censure governor for conspiracy theorist sentence commutation
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Edition · 4:00 AM UTC
Friday, May 22, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Takeaways from the Democratic National Committee's long-awaited autopsy report on 2024 election
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: Pressure from Silicon Valley helped block Trump’s expected order on AI
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: GOP immigration enforcement bill stalls amid backlash to $1.8 billion 'anti-weaponization' fund
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Senate Republicans break with Trump over 'anti-weaponization fund' concerns
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Ground system issue scrubs first launch of SpaceX's Starship V3 rocket
Ars Technica
4h ago
Original: Waymo expands pause to four cities as robotaxis keep driving into floods
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: SpaceX scrubs first Starship V3 launch just before liftoff
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Can OpenAI’s ‘Master of Disaster’ Fix AI’s Reputation Crisis?
Wired
6h ago
Original: Anker’s new earbuds are the first with its AI chip that boosts noise reduction
The Verge
8h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Crisafulli says ex-minister didn’t warn him about police referral; Ten axes I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: US to send 5,000 more troops to Poland, Trump says
BBC World
3h ago
Original: Musk's SpaceX postpones Starship launch as mega share sale looms
BBC World
4h ago
Original: Alberta to hold referendum on whether to remain in Canada
BBC World
4h ago
Original: Malaysia orders TikTok to address ‘defamatory’ content about king
Al Jazeera
4h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: IVE’s Wonyoung Says ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ “Golden” Sounds Just Like An IVE Song
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: ‘Buffett Indicator’ warns of a market top — 8 crucial signs that stocks are running on fumes
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: Inaugural K-Entertainment Summit Shares K-Pop Business Strategies, Insights
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: Stocks tread water — but a wave of volatility is building
MarketWatch
6h ago
Original: SpaceX has a lot riding on its imminent Starship rocket launch
MarketWatch
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Quentin Tarantino Butted Heads With Brad Pitt While Filming ‘Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood’: ‘You’ll Be Dead in This Business’
Variety
3h ago
Original: Jessie J Reveals She Is Cancer-Free: I ‘Exhaled for the First Time in a Year’
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Zendaya Says Working on ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ With Tom Holland Felt Like “Coming Home”
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Carrie Preston on Her ‘Elsbeth’ “Miracle,” Getting More Kaya After That Season 3 Finale and Patti LuPone Making Her Cry
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: Netflix Expands Japan Slate With Deals for 20 NHK Dramas, Nippon TV’s ‘Monday Late Show’
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Watch Partick Thistle & St Mirren fight out play-off draw
BBC Sport
7h ago
Original: How Palmer and Foden lost ruthless Tuchel's battle for number 10 roles
BBC Sport
8h ago
Original: GB lose to favourites Switzerland at Worlds
BBC Sport
8h ago
Original: Bunting wins as Humphries avoids Littler semi-final
BBC Sport
9h ago
Original: Former Wales prop Thomas held his own heart in his hands after life-saving surgery
BBC Sport
9h ago