Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Friday, May 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Party Unity: A Novel Concept.
Original: Colorado Democrats censure governor for conspiracy theorist sentence commutation
ABC News Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Adventure Ends, Petrol Begins.
Original: News live: Australian tourist who died hiking Inca Trail identified; CBA analysis shows petrol prices could jump by 50c
The Guardian World 3h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Art Imitates Book. Surprise, Surprise.
Original: Hamaguchi Ryusuke on Cannes Palme d’Or Contender ‘All of a Sudden’: ‘What I Was Moved By Was What Was in the Book Itself’
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Dreams Die, Mostly.
Original: How a kickboxing legend & Statham's pal landed a shot at Usyk
BBC Sport 3h ago