Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Heroes or Hassles? Cuba Remembers.
Original: What to know about Brothers to the Rescue, Cuban exiles' group at the heart of Raúl Castro's indictment
PBS NewsHour Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Cheap Flights to Armageddon.
Original: Global oil prices drop below $105 a barrel, airline stocks surge on hopes the U.S.-Iran war will soon end
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Never Not Enough Trauma.
Original: Michael Jackson Docuseries Set at Netflix, Will Explore His 2005 Child Molestation Trial and Acquittal
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories