Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Ballroom Dreams Die Hard.
Original: Trump demands Senate fire parliamentarian who ruled against ballroom funding plan
Washington Post Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Cuba's Past: Now a Legal Brief.
Original: Todd Blanche announces indictment of former Cuban president Raúl Castro over downing of two planes in 1996 – US politics live
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Bruce Dern: Proof Even Nice Guys Need Therapy.
Original: ‘Dernsie: The Amazing Life of Bruce Dern’ Review: The ‘Coming Home’ and ‘Nebraska’ Actor Is a Captivatingly Blunt Storyteller in a Fond Documentary
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago
Another Award for Feeling Sad.
Original: Annabelle Gurwitch to Be Honored at Gilda Gala Benefitting Cancer Support Community Los Angeles
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories