Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Justice? They'll be thrilled.
Original: WATCH: 'Day of justice is finally arriving' for Castro family, GOP House members say
PBS NewsHour Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

$70,000 Float.
Original: Tesla Cybertruck driver arrested after driving into lake to use 'wade mode', police say
BBC World 4h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Wage Gap: A Novel Find.
Original: I found my coworker’s W-2 in a book — she makes $15,000 more than me for the same job. What should I do?
MarketWatch 4h ago
Grievances Now a Team Sport.
Original: Trump Blasts Republicans For Not Firing Senate Staffer Over Ballroom Funding Dispute
Forbes Business 4h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Andy Garcia Remembers When Movies Were Beige.
Original: ‘Diamond’ Review: Andy Garcia’s Sweet, Starry, Tongue-in-Cheek Ode to Classic L.A. Noir Is Perfect Programming for the Golden Oldie Crowd
Hollywood Reporter 4h ago
Wealth Glows. We All Rot.
Original: Exclusive Backstage Photos From Dior’s Star-Packed LACMA Extravaganza
Hollywood Reporter 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Money. Always money.
Original: What is at stake on final day of Premier League season?
BBC Sport 5h ago