Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Oil's Fine, Apparently Morality Isn't.
Original: Minister defends relaxing some Russian oil sanctions with Starmer set to face PMQs grilling – UK politics live
The Guardian World 10h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Babies and Carts: Peak Capitalism.
Original: Target’s turnaround plan involves upscale baby gear and revamped shopping carts — and it’s starting to work
MarketWatch 10h ago
Money Can't Buy You Dignity.
Original: ‘It will not bring you happiness’: I have advice for your single, childless 62-year-old multimillionaire reader
MarketWatch 10h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Baby, Another Crisis.
Original: Mary Mina Cast in Alexandra Matheou’s Debut Feature, Surrogacy Love Triangle Drama ‘Shibboleth’ (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter 11h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories