Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Coming-of-Age. How Novel.
Original: ‘I’ll Be Gone in June’ Review: European and American Sensibilities Collide in a Sensitive, Sharply Sensory Coming-of-Ager
Variety 11h ago
Another Baby, Another Crisis.
Original: Mary Mina Cast in Alexandra Matheou’s Debut Feature, Surrogacy Love Triangle Drama ‘Shibboleth’ (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter 11h ago
Another Cartoon. How Novel.
Original: Dandelooo Boards ‘Acorn’s Adventure,’ From Top German Animation House Fabian&Fred (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 11h ago
Orcs, Lara Croft: Now Monetized.
Original: ‘Lord of the Rings’ and ‘Tomb Raider’ To Be Spun off Under New Company After Embracer Chair Calls Its IP ‘Among The Most Undervalued in the Industry’
Variety 12h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories