Original: Pentagon says U.S. will cut thousands of troops from Europe
Washington Post Politics
19h ago
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Wednesday, May 20, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: In Georgia, Republican primary for governor goes to a runoff between Trump backers
NPR Politics
20h ago
Original: U.S. government to drop tax claims against Trump in broadening of IRS settlement
NPR Politics
20h ago
Original: Endorsed by Trump, Ed Gallrein defeats Rep. Thomas Massie in GOP House primary
NPR Politics
21h ago
Original: News Wrap: Government to drop tax claims and audits of Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics
22h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Wear OS 7 will keep track of deliveries and sports scores on your wrist
The Verge
21h ago
Original: Plex is tripling the price of a lifetime pass to $750 after doubling it last year
The Verge
21h ago
Original: Literary Prizewinners Are Facing AI Allegations. It Feels Like the New Normal
Wired
22h ago
Original: California’s Wildfire Season Is Already Overactive
Wired
22h ago
Original: Demis Hassabis said this might be the ‘foothills of the singularity.’ What?
The Verge
22h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Vance: US ‘locked and loaded’ for military action if Iran talks fail
Al Jazeera
19h ago
Original: ‘They decided to buy the seat’: Massie speaks out after losing House primary to Trump-backed challenger Ed Gallrein – live
The Guardian World
19h ago
Original: Australia news live: shadow treasurer Tim Wilson promises campaign to support small businesses; AI nudify service ordered to block children’s access
The Guardian World
19h ago
Original: Trump critic Thomas Massie defeated in Kentucky Republican House primary
The Guardian World
19h ago
Original: Thailand tightens visa rules for tourists, citing crime by foreigners
The Guardian World
20h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The Twist Ending Of ‘Obsession,’ Explained
Forbes Business
19h ago
Original: Dallas Mavericks Part Ways With Jason Kidd
Forbes Business
19h ago
Original: Anthropic’s latest hire led AI at Tesla, worked at OpenAI and received high praise from Elon Musk
MarketWatch
19h ago
Original: Massie Loses Primary Race After Betting Odds Favored Him For Weeks
Forbes Business
20h ago
Original: My late mother’s bank account is $2,000 short. Can the bank legally refuse to provide her final statement?
MarketWatch
20h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: TikTok Influencer Charged With Conspiracy to Murder Why Don’t We Singer Jack Avery
Rolling Stone
19h ago
Original: Billy Joel Blasts Unauthorized Biopic: “Legally and Professionally Misguided”
Hollywood Reporter
20h ago
Original: ‘Her Private Hell’ Review: Nicolas Winding Refn Gets Lost in His Own Private Filmmaking Hell with This David Lynch-on-Bad-Acid Disaster
Variety
20h ago
Original: Streaming the NBA Playoffs Has Actually Been Pretty Great
Hollywood Reporter
21h ago
Original: ‘Everytime’ Review: An Intriguingly Understated Grief Drama Delivers Its Best Moments a Bit Too Late
Hollywood Reporter
21h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Runners up no more - How Arsenal's patience paid off with Arteta
BBC Sport
20h ago
Original: Going, going, gone...What happens at Man City after Guardiola departs?
BBC Sport
21h ago
Original: The crucial split-second call that could deny Spurs safety
BBC Sport
21h ago
Original: 'Exceptional' Arsenal celebrate as Premier League title is secured
BBC Sport
21h ago
Original: 'We can reach our target' - De Zerbi defiant after Chelsea defeat
BBC Sport
22h ago