Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Forever Isn't Cheap Anymore.
Original: Plex is tripling the price of a lifetime pass to $750 after doubling it last year
The Verge 21h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Bribery: The Only Seat That Matters.
Original: ‘They decided to buy the seat’: Massie speaks out after losing House primary to Trump-backed challenger Ed Gallrein – live
The Guardian World 19h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories