Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Justice? Nah, Just Trump.
Original: News Wrap: Government to drop tax claims and audits of Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics 22h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Forever Isn't Cheap Anymore.
Original: Plex is tripling the price of a lifetime pass to $750 after doubling it last year
The Verge 21h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Small Business Savior Blocks Child Nudes.
Original: Australia news live: shadow treasurer Tim Wilson promises campaign to support small businesses; AI nudify service ordered to block children’s access
The Guardian World 20h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Democracy: Still a Game Show.
Original: Trump Nemesis Rep. Thomas Massie Loses Primary To Ed Gallrein, Major Victory For Trump
Forbes Business 21h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Film School Dropout's Nightmare Now Yours.
Original: ‘Her Private Hell’ Review: Nicolas Winding Refn Gets Lost in His Own Private Filmmaking Hell with This David Lynch-on-Bad-Acid Disaster
Variety 20h ago
Late Grief? Groundbreaking.
Original: ‘Everytime’ Review: An Intriguingly Understated Grief Drama Delivers Its Best Moments a Bit Too Late
Hollywood Reporter 21h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories